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lyrics

God was funny when I grew up
But She didn’t talk to me enough
So I wrote down jokes that I made up
To repeat em again and again to myself

God taught me how to cross my T’s
Bite my nails and skin my knees
And when she taught me how to read
Damn sure I was never seen again

And I thought I fell in love with you
So she laughed and laughed til I lost my fuckin head
And I thought “oh, I get it now”
So I decided I was done with you
And I ripped my heart out so I could tell the jokes instead
And I laughed and laughed til I lost my fuckin head

God made it hard to like my name
She kept on shouting in my brain
Things I believed and turned on me
Until I felt the voices fade away

And I thought that I was failing you
So I cried and cried til I had nothing left
And I thought “oh, I get it now”
So I did just what you told me to and I lost my mind
I haven’t cried since
But she told me I was fucking up again

The darkest thoughts run through my head
With the smile of the devil so when I see red
I see black too
Then I look into your eyes
And swear I’m gonna see this through

God was funny when I grew up
God was so fuckin funny then
Now we just clasp our hands and wait until we get the joke again
God was funny when I grew up
God knows I really got this down
I just wait until the next mistaken
“Oh, I get it now”

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from College as Daycare / Daycare as Heaven or Hell, track released May 26, 2023

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